Welcoming Back 'Modern Family'

A new season is upon us, and one of my favorite characters from this show is Gloria, played by Sophia Vergara. My family tends to be on the docile side of things (think tea ceremony with the mute button on), and I would welcome an aunt/sister-in-law (who am I kidding? How about my wife?) like her that would liven up the family events with a jolt of Columbian charisma. 

The potential Japanese/Columbian stereotypes it'd generate from the neighbors would be off the hook!