I Want to Be A Macho Man

Ever wonder what it'd look like if dragons were replaced with the Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion of the World- "Macho Man" Randy Savage? Oh yeaaahh!

Of course not, me neither.

Not because I think it's ridiculous or anything - after all, we live in an era where videos of kittens get millions of hits - but putting a dragon and the Macho Man together... that kind of thought process of awesome-sauce never crossed my mind.

Who needs the Mayan calender to predict our final fate when you have the Macho Man?



This is how easily-swayed-and-gullible I can be. After watching this video (which is the BEST thing I've seen all year-granted we're only nine days in), I ordered this shirt.

A sound investment. 

If you play Skyrim, go ransack a village. Plunder their treasures. Make'em scream and spawn the Dark Ages with ring entrances and flying elbows: the Macho Man dragon can be yours by downloading it from here.

You can run...

...but hide? Yeaaah!